盘点 | 老佛爷那些有趣而刻薄的言论
“我就是行走的标签，别叫我拉格斐，我是‘标志’斐。“
“I am a living label. My name is LABELFELD not Lagerfeld.”
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”我喜欢买非常小的鞋子，我喜欢它紧紧裹住我脚的感觉。“
“I buy my shoes a size too small. I like the way it feels.”
”我的宗旨就是，一定要比别人做的多，要让他们知道自己有多无能。“
“My thing is to work more than the others to show them how useless they are.”
”时尚离俗气仅一步之遥。“
“Trendy is the last stage before tacky.”
”有了孩子能让你看上去足足有100岁了，我可不想要孩子。”
“Having adult children makes you look 100 years old. I don't want that.”
“节食是你在败得彻底的时候，唯一能够赢得胜利的游戏。”
“Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!”
“宽恕是个简单事，我可以淡忘，但不能原谅，我会用复仇来反击。”
“Forgiveness is too easy. I can forget by indifference, but not forgive. I prefer revenge.”
“一般情况下呢，我是不推荐你们让我来设计婚纱的，因为这会让你们都离婚。”
“Normally, I don't recommend me for wedding dresses – they all get a divorce.”
“我很接地气的，只不过不是传统意义上的‘地气’。“
“I am very much down to earth. Just not this earth.”
”穿衣为了生存，不要大杀四方。“
“Don't dress to kill, dress to survive.”
”时尚就像蛋黄酱，她要不就是好吃，要不然就是很难吃。“
“Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't.”
”我觉得纹身真的很糟糕，它就像一个人每天24小时穿着普契的衣服。“
“I think tattoos are horrible. It's like living in a Pucci dress full-time.”
”别管时髦如何变化，黑白搭配看起来总是不过时。“
“Black-and-white always looks modern, whatever that word means.”
”我是个工薪阶级的老百姓，非常出色的那种。“
“I'm a working-class person, working with class.”
”我讨厌过去，特别是我自己的过去。“
“I hate the past – especially my own past.”
“如果说这世上有些什么危险的东西，酱料就是那类对身体有危险的东西。”
“If there's something dangerous, sauces are dangerous for the body.”
“我记得有位设计师说聪明的女人都不穿她设计的衣服。很明显，最后她破产了。”
“I remember a designer who said that intelligent women don't wear her dresses. Obviously, she went bankrupt.”
“我讨厌跟知识分子进行那些什么有深度的对话。我只在乎我自己的看法。”
“I hate intellectual conversation with intellectuals because I only care about my opinion.”
“工作就是在枯燥中谋生。“
“Work is making a living out of being bored.”
”我才不要看视频，我要成为视频主角。“
“I prefer to be in a video than to play with it.”
”熊都很好的，只要你能以善待他们。“
“Bears are very nice, as long as you are nice to them.”
”你知道怎样做个无聊的人吗？总说政治正确的话就行！“
“You want to create boredom? Be politically correct in your conversation.”
”在一个食肉世界里，在一个穿皮革鞋，穿皮衣的世界里，你们不觉得为穿不穿皮草而争吵很可笑吗？“
“In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and even clothes, the discussion of fur is childish.”
“When I was younger I wanted to be a caricaturist. In the end, I’ve become a caricature.”
”我说的每一句话都是开玩笑而已。我本身就是个笑话。“
“Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.”
